nobody was buying my normal dude act anyway
happy birthday you giant dweeb
today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread
im a wimp when it comes to waxing my legs so i figured out a way to do it.
Long exposure, 3 traffic lights in the fog.